"Toast the Host - The Wry Stephen Fry" (Entry 101)

Why, oh why, oh why, 

Can’t I speak like Stephen Fry? 

Eloquent, droll and urbane, 

Effortlessly able to entertain. 

Fluent in knowledge and repartee. 

Proficient in badinage - the consummate emcee. 

Quips aplenty ready to supply, 

The perfect host for QI. 

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"Inhabit the Impossible" (Entry 93)

Take me to another place,

A world beyond my own space.

Be it Sunnydale or Valley High,

Eons to love and live and fly.

I’ll travel to Riva upon Greldik’s ship,

Stand in The Citadel, before I slip,

Across time and cosmos in a small blue box,

A place of multi-dimensional shocks.

Until I reach a desert tomb,

To assist in The Mummy’s exhume.

Tour The Sandman’s world of things unseen.

Be taught the magicks by Constantine.

Indy’s the prof’ who’s most able,

To separate fact from fable.

Have adventures with Stephen Brown.

Grab a bite - maybe a stake - in a Vampire’s Town.

Take a Trek across the stars.

Sci-fi and fantasy are best by far.

Scenes of amazing creation.

Escape into your imagination.

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